HAPPY BIRFDAY ‘MERICA! There’s gangsters in Ferguson, Night Butt Superman’s that HO, and we teach a valuable lesson on Sexting. 9 y/o strangers aren’t an option… you SICK FUCK.
Blind dates can sometimes turn out really good. Sometimes however, the profile pic is A LIE!
As Night-butt & Col. Mustard forgo the show to go on a date w/ each other, Bryan, Barnum & Tim imaging the future of Metallica-branded shwag. You know it’s time to hang-up the ol’ guitar when you sign-off on you’re own version of MONOPOLY! Plus, 5 Homeless Men Who Accomplished Amazing Things. No, wiping you’re own ass isn’t one of them.
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Lockett, as you will soon fine out, is a dir-tray mafaka. Plus, Col. Mustard is a good man who helps people, but negates his good works by the redness of his neck.
Another fine slaying of Col. Mustard as we discover time-travel is BANNED IN CHINA!
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Satanarchy #102 – I’m Gonna Titty-fuck These Nachos